Privacy Policy
Because let's face it, nobody actually reads these anyway.
Your email, name, and whatever idea you had the balls to throw our way. We need this to pretend we're professional and actually respond.
Nothing else, we don't really care about tracking you.
We might actually email you back about your project. Shocking, we know. This involves using your contact info for its intended purpose.
Analytics help us know if anyone actually visits. Spoiler: they don't. But it makes us feel like we're doing something right.
We don't hoard your info forever. Once your project is done (or if we politely decline your idea), we keep your data for up to one year—just in case there's follow-up or paperwork. After that, it's gone. Deleted. Shredded. Sent to the digital afterlife. No backups, no secret vaults. If you want it gone sooner, just ask.
We use industry-standard encryption, secure servers, and occasionally remember to update our passwords. Your data is safer here than in most government databases. We don't sell or share your data with anyone.
"Industry-standard" means we didn't roll our own crypto. We're not that brave (or stupid).
If you have questions about this privacy policy or want us to forget you ever contacted us, feel free to reach out. You can also request access to, correction of, or deletion of your data at any time. We might even respond.
This privacy policy is written with a sense of humor, but the commitments here are real. We comply with applicable privacy laws (like GDPR and CCPA). If you have serious concerns, please get in touch with us ASAP.